Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Bad Roads: Aftermath of a crater attack!!


To my humble mind, I have very few, but unusual thoughts coming when I’m moving and shaking uncontrollably in my car; not because of any such tendency that I have, but because of the pot holes that ‘we’ have.

Why is it so difficult rather impossible to solve the ‘hole’ problem.

Roads in and out of Mumbai are pathetic, awful, unbearable, unsafe and yet expensive.
I fail to understand what are the Road tax and the Toll we pay, all about. Maybe it’s never sufficient for the corrupt lot as they must have had to cut down on their family foreign trips because of a lesser collection.

After the unsuccessful effort of solving the unsolvable question of whether the egg came first or the hen, a second such unsolvable question that comes to my mind is, what causes such bad roads that we have.

Some of the probabilities could be, curse of some Gods or Goddesses? Our past Karmas? Or maybe it rains acid? Oh yet again, maybe there is no better substance available to mankind that can fill these holes or just because, now it’s part of our annual budget which we have to spend anyway.

At times my mind has doubts of some kind of a nexus between our friendly car manufacturers and not so friendly road making bodies. As obvious as it is, what I know is that the life of a car in our cities could be three times what it is, thanks to the bad roads.

My last ride on the Mumbai- Ahmedabad Highway was quite a horror. Not because of some security threat but because of what looked like an aftermath of a crater attack, a desolated battlefield at the end of a war.

In actuality, the end of the war is far away. We still have to fight and get not what we want but what we rightly deserve. After sincerely paying all the tolls and road taxes and other such heavy taxes that come to us as a duty, the least we can expect is the right usage of such funds which are originally meant for the purpose of making our lives easier, safer and better. Maybe we should have a Right to good roads added in our Constitution. It might just give us one more reason to be proud to belong to our cities, States and the Country.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Spectacular Lamborghini Gallardo


If you wonna learn to to keep a Lamborghini clean u have to watch the link...

Excruciating stuff and profound meticulousness is what it takes to keep a car of that caliber clean.. Seeing the efforts I think its better that I don't own one :)

Monday, September 08, 2008

CORPORATE CRAP in PANGEA3

Lawyers talking about platforms and system downs!!!

As the CTRL key controls us... (CTRL C + CTRL V)

TARGETS to be met, TIGERS of the week, (Weak??)

COMMANDOS without the guns....

UNACCEPTABILITY...

E S C A L A T E---even though your still in the same level for sooo many months

ISSUES-- the latest one --- use-less ISSUES

People reviewing contracts that is going to be reviewed again by the QCs and again by the people and again by the QC's and again by the people and again by the QC's and the Client changes his mind

Working Saturday-----Chilled out Mondays

STATUS pronounced as “STAAYTUS”....

LOCKED TIMESHEETS.....futures in jeopardy.... appraisals at stake…

HELPDESK… Emails for the printers and the lights and the AC temperature and the TISSUE BOX and the what not!!

SHHH---GUYS PLZ keep it LOW---Coz somebody wants to share a JOKE in their private 'BAY'

Working INDEPENDENCE DAYS -----for the people who celebrate their INDEPENDENCE DAYS....

HR is called Talent Management… wonder what talent are they managing…

Here BIO-METRICS is much more important than the fact of you possessing a “Lawyers Degree”

Finally, as trifle as it can get…. entering Office at 10:15 a.m. and 10:16 a.m. really matters...

WOW Get a Life "LOSERS"!!!!!