The Ayesha Fad

My understanding of the Gender Bias:

Lets talk about foolish fads today... I have this fad of naming things and assigning a gender to them... for instance anything that has a negative attribute is always a "He" in my dictionary..

My stomach is a "He", (He often aches without a reason)
My Liver is a he (He ached a lot when I was suffering from jaundice)
My ears are he (They ache when my blood pressure falls)
Cars are always she (I like them all)

Then, I name things too and seek immense pleasure in calling those things by their "assigned names"
1. My computer - Phoenix (He)
2. My nails - Iky (He)
3. Perfume - Fusssy (She)
4. Stairs - Robby (He - I hate him)
5. My Cupboard - Nichy (She)
6. My Car - Speedu (She for sure)
7. My Mobile - Ruffian (He gives me trouble sometimes.... Although since some time I am contemplating a Sex Change for him ;)..............


etc....